First Published May 5, 2021 ~~~current mood: ICK!~~
Today was definitely a buggy one…and yes I mean that literally. So I start my day thinking I will have a bowl of cereal, grab my Cinnamon Toast Crunch and pour a bowl. THEN I notice there is an ant carcass on one of my pieces of cereal…(ummm ewwwww!!!), so I pluck it off and then I notice another ant carcass on another piece (ummmm double ewww…) I then proceed to dig through my bowl of cereal like a maniac and I see no more little carcasses, so I think it’s all good and pour the milk…my cereal bowl then resembled something out of a horror movie, about ten more little carcasses float to the top of the milk and I’m sure there were plenty more (ok…gagggggg!!!!) That bowl of cereal and an almost full box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch go into the garbage…if I think that’s my last brush with the insect kingdom, boy was I dead wrong…
After a fun family game night, I decided to finish cleaning up in the kitchen so I didn’t have a mess in the morning. Guido comes in to get a drink and he was like “Hey mother, there’s a preying mantis on the refrigerator…” And lo and behold, there it was acting all mantisy and stuff. So I grabbed a paper plate, scooped it off and flung it outside. No worries right. About ten seconds later, something buzzes and bops me in the back of the head…what the f…I turn around and there’s another one of those little buggers. It’s now just sitting on the counter staring at me with it’s arms boxing at the air like…
Hells Bells!!! I paper plate that one too and fling it even farther into the yard…mumbling under my breath…I go back to my dishes…
Round three with the insect kingdom…I notice a lot more little buzzy things in my kitchen…FRUIT FLIES!!! Jiminy Christmas!!! Our neighbor brought us a nice ripe cantaloupe yesterday and these stupid little creatures are in heaven. So I ask the hubby to please cut it up and put it away…he does and NOW I have billions of fruit flies committing hari kari all over my counters and into my dishwater!!! Seriously???!!!
So I guess I will go to bed, before I get attacked by some other weird little buzzy thing…Good night!
This is funny, and you must have needed more protein!!
Hahahah…yes probably