When all of our children were living at home, my house was in a constant state of flux between messy/clean and anywhere from “WTF?!” to “Please call FEMA…this is a considered a National Disaster…” Most of the time, I would wander through the house yelling at the cats about “those little assholes…” or chanting under…
Category: Motherhood or Something Like It
Keep Your Nose Outta My Dirty Laundry!!
First Published November 15, 2013 ~~~current mood: freaked out~~ *You may have read previously, my son Snarky, the Maniacal Genius, always kept me on my toes on laundry day. I never knew what amazing “treasure” I would find amongst clothes in the dryer. This one was one for the books. I still have nightmares about…
This Is Why Animals Eat Their Young…
First Published September 22, 2011 ~~~current mood: annoyed~~ *chanting under my breath* I love my children! I love my children! I love my children!…… This is the mantra I am using today to chase away the thoughts of murder and mayhem in my mind. As I wander through the house, picking up underwear and discarded…
Selling My Children to the Gypsies
First Published April 26, 2006~~current mood CRAZY~~ “I’M TELLING!!!!!!!!!!!” reverberates through the house for the millionth time today, followed shortly by an ear piercing shriek from my six year old daughter. Yes it has been one of those days! It seems to be one day in a long string of days, that my children are…
Humiliation Only a Loving Child Can Provide, Round 2
First Published April 12, 2006 ~~~current mood: shocked~~ This one stars my oldest son, Nicholas, who is now ten. With the birth of our third child, Jessyca (6), came a whole slew of questions about where babies came from and why? Nicholas has always been and always will be a very inquisitive child. He loves…
Humiliation Only a Loving Child Can Provide, Round 1
The Blog that Started It All First Published April 5, 2006~~~current mood: embarrassed I love my kids! They are just amazing in so many ways. They can make me laugh, cry, smile, curse, scream like a bloody banshee and sometimes have achieved all of these simultaneously. There are days that I realize how blessed I…
Welcome to my INSANITY!
Many moons ago, I started a blog on MySpace (yes, I said MySpace and yes, I am well aware that I dated myself with that sentence) to help deal with the insanity and inanity of motherhood (now MeeMawhood, where did the time go??!) I met a bunch of beautiful people who also blogged and it…